NSW - Moulamein - A Story from Belinda in Victoria.
From Belinda in Victoria - A Toilet Experience in Moulamein, NSW
From: Belinda
I didn't realise how hard it would be to go to the toilet when holidaying in a small town called Moulamien, N.S.W.

Parties in this place are great. Instead of going to all the trouble of hiring a hall and having bouncers to keep the party under control, these parties are set out in the middle of a huge paddock in the middle of nowhere. They are so far out of the town that if you didn't have a car to get there, you had to start hitch-hiking 2 hours before the time you wanted to arrive there.

I must admit the party layout is pretty good. They have the tables and chairs set up with loud music playing, a bon-fire to keep everyone warm, and a portable toilet. The toilet was placed in a spot where there is nothing around it, away from where everyone was sitting.

Due to the excitement of the party, all the boys got out in their cars to do 'circle work' in the paddock. This was when I really needed to go to the toilet, so I ventured over to the portable toilet. (It has been known that the boys hook the toilet onto the back of the car and take the toilet and the person in it for a ride.) I couldn't handle that so I walked over near the river behind all the cars and decided this was an O.K spot for me to squat. Just as I pulled down my pants and started going to the toilet, two headlights from a car shined right on me with their high beams on. I have not gone back to Moulamein since.

Take my advice, dont go to the toilet in the middle of a paddock whether

it be in a portable toilet or down by a river.

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